Introducing GenieAI — a research preview (so you can't sue us)

Your wish is our command.™

The world's most powerful wish-granting intelligence. It grants literally anything you ask — and, like all genies, it grants it in the way that hurts the most. Recycled from a 25-year-old idea, because original ones are expensive.

Sam’s Genie Shoppe

Pick up your very own AI genie. They’re all the exact same genie. That’s the innovation.

Now serving: Genie⁠-⁠4o
Wishes left: ∞* Your $ incinerated: $0 Our valuation: $80B Status: Non-Profit ✨
⚠ SAFETY RELEASE ACTIVE — the genie is going ham. This is what “we take safety seriously” looks like in production.
AI genie (a recycled Microsoft Agent sprite)
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Awaiting your wish. Legally, everything you type is now ours.